It's the first stage of our celebrities' Showmance, so like any famous couple they are donning disguises and sneaking about, pretending that nothing is going on – while furiously trying to ignite social media. This week Kyle makes a monkey of himself, and Lady V and Jamie O'Hara take a walk on the wild side. Plus Abz gets a rather unique massage from Chloe, and Kyle and Hayley channel their inner Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston.