This spoof 'blue light' documentary tails the Scot Squad as they check out what's inside a smoking van, unearth some potentially explosive evidence and learn how to go to the toilet with two broken arms. Newly promoted actual PC Ken Beattie now finds himself called upon to provide a character reference. Knights of the road Singh and McKirdy gallantly help out a hen do, and the Chief attempts international diplomacy by shouting loudly at a laptop.