Captain Captain believes herself to be far too sensible and clever to let the Swashbucklers win any jewels. Unfortunately, Cook and Line are as 'silly as a bucket of slop' and she demands the pirates try to be more sensible. Meanwhile, during the games, the Swashbucklers do very well, winning Game 1: Fruity Loot, followed by another win in Game 2: Potty Portholes. They then go on to win a very messy Shipwreck Rummage. Their hard work is finally rewarded with a triple slop drop, and all three pirates end up in the stinky Ship's Mess.