Si and Dave hop the Channel and find themselves in the alternative universe of Belgium, birthplace of surrealism and the finest chips in the world. In the medieval town of Bruges, they get lost in the medieval one-way system and their GPS is no help. Falling back on the 300 local beers for support, they discover beer cookery. Then it's off to a village to learn about an ancient bird-related sport - before making a mysterious meal of it.