Inspired by a novel hero orderly, Alberto decodes to become just as irresistible to female by taking up nursing. Gert grudgingly accepts to pay patient once Alberto bluffs his way into borrowing hospital furniture. Gert decides to abuse the opportunity, cuing Octaaf, Samson and later the mayor to pretend being really sick. Lazy Alberto is run off his feet and gets reinforcements, but the bully pro nurse matron isn't to his romantic taste.