Dander's owner-lady starts to make breakfast for a special visit from the Archbishop of Canterbury, but when Ird the Bird sees her crackings and cooking eggs, the bird decides to declare war on all egg-eaters. Flouncie is a dog with a self-image problem. She thinks she's a dainty southern bell but is really a huge ungainly gargantuan who doesn't know her own strength. That means bad news when she gets a crush on little Yawp and won't let go.