This week your mission is to predict:
Why one bloke is ditching his mates and flying home after just 48 hours in Malia; what a group of bunny girls are going to get given on the strip - and what happens when legendary bar owner Chubby White attempts a world record…seeing is believing.
And there's more from our amazing locals. Panos our singing ‘cultural ambassador' is back, now setting light to his patio. Any idea why?
Our infamous cleaning ladies make another discovery in the apartments, more dark and sordid as anything they've witnessed in a lifetime of cleaning up the morning after...but can you work out what it is?