Lee Nelson and his mate create a highly original alternative to weed that is set to make them a fortune. In Geordie Kitchen, we learn how to cook the perfect Welsh rarebit using biscuits. Dr Bob keeps his fed-up patients waiting in his surgery whilst he arranges an urgent medical visit involving bags of popcorn.
On his popular drum 'n' bass radio show, Kenny K asks his listeners the all-important question of whether they wear a watch. Superstar striker Jason Bent is reprimanded for forming a strong relationship with the new Brazilian player.
Aggressive Glaswegian Chugger verbally abuses some innocent passers-by in a bid to save the blind badgers. The unhinged Gangster Headmaster gets stressed out with his pupils' unsuitable choice of clothing during Mufti Day. It's all 'Kicking off in Kavos' with club rep Chris taking it a bit too far with the alcoholic shots.