Retired sea Capt. Merrill Stubing Sr. (Phil Silvers) boards the Pacific Princess and makes life miserable for his son, Stubing Jr. in "The Captain's Captain." Veteran come-dienne Judy Canova, mother of Diana Canova of "Soap," plays the lady who takes the elder Stubing's mind off the sea. Ann Gibbs and Joel Kimmel wrote the script. Gary Burghoff (Radar in "M*A*S*H") is a dog-shy passenger trapped in his cabin by a slightly confused, over-trained German Shepherd dog in "A Dog's Life." David Ketchum and Tony DiMarco wrote this segment. David Landsberg and Vince Baggetta are the unwitting "victims" in a naughty game being played by a trio of eager lovelies (Jane Curtin, Susan Heldfond and Joanna Kerns) in "Romance Roulette," written by Howard Albrecht and Sol Weinstein.