Lou thinks that Dianne is coddling Brian, so Lou decides to teach him how to be a man. After showing the results of his man training, Lou sets him up with an employment opportunity as a security guard at the tennis camp, where Angela leads a revolt after Lou's lessons lead to the power of Brian's new job to go to his head. Meanwhile, when Mary Margaret hears Dianne say she wishes that there was a man around the house, Tony and Mary Margaret scheme to set Dianne up with Tony's father. When that doesn't work, Mary Margaret convinces Dianne to go to a "Parents Without Partners" dance at school.