Rantanplan

Four paws, two ears, one wet nose, two gorgeous if gormless eyes, a tail which wags offbeat, a scent quicker than a sewing machine, a brain like a sieve, as logical as a loaf of bread, with an excessive appetite for soap? You probably know who we mean: the Mozart of misfortune, the Shakespeare of shambles, the Rembrandt of ridicule: in short, the stupidest dog in the West, adored by everyone from 7 to 77 years old: Rantanplan!